Goedekers are having a sale!
They are selling on the idea of sending a team for the tourney on August 2nd. Even after we told them it wouldn’t be on Sunday the Lards (Lords) day. They claim that nobody in their league can make it because they will all be on vacation…what a joke! Oh yeah one more thing whoever this Tony guy is that pitches in their league…Fuck him!
R.I.P. Bobby
There’s a new sheriff in town on team 300 Eric “THE TRUTH” Enright has arrived and will be participating on Sportsmans 2 in the tournament. He threw a 2 hit shutout last week and looks to be the newest in a long lineage of pitching greats coming out of the Sportsmans corkball club. But you know what…Fuck him too! Rumor has it he blew out his arm picking up a washer and dryer at Goedekers. Instead of assisting him with loading the purchase the Goedekers were too busy doing dishes and sucking at corkball!
Nobody will stop the Future in pursuit of his batting title…Nobody!
FUTURE OUT
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July 12th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
The Future,
Well it seems that the 30th annual Jb corkball tournament is in jeopardy. I spoke to Bob Young on Wedensday night after both of the Leagues games, ( Jb Likes to come to our watering hole to make them feel more like ballplayers.) LOL! He stated that he will not run the tournament and nobody in their League really cares if they have it or not! Are you fucking kidding me!! Look I can’t speak for anyone else but I look forward to that tournament every year,and I feel that most of Lemay and Sportsmens feel the same way. I even lowballed Bob and said” How would your father feel about this?” I shouldn’t have made that comment! But You see my desperation. If both of our leagues have to get together and run this tournament than so be it. The 30th annual Jb tournament will continue. Please contact me ifyou are willing to help. Post your thoughts at http://www.Lemaycorkballclub.com go to the Guestbook. jf