They are selling on the idea of sending a team for the tourney on August 2nd. Even after we told them it wouldn’t be on Sunday the Lards (Lords) day. They claim that nobody in their league can make it because they will all be on vacation…what a joke! Oh yeah one more thing whoever this Tony guy is that pitches in their league…Fuck him!

R.I.P. Bobby

There’s a new sheriff in town on team 300 Eric “THE TRUTH” Enright has arrived and will be participating on Sportsmans 2 in the tournament. He threw a 2 hit shutout last week and looks to be the newest in a long lineage of pitching greats coming out of the Sportsmans corkball club. But you know what…Fuck him too! Rumor has it he blew out his arm picking up a washer and dryer at Goedekers. Instead of assisting him with loading the purchase the Goedekers were too busy doing dishes and sucking at corkball!

Nobody will stop the Future in pursuit of his batting title…Nobody!

FUTURE OUT