With the big tourney just over a month away,It has been brought to my attention that people who claim they are “Corkball” have not put in a team the past couple of years. Well Goedeker boys here is your chance put up or shut up.

I also checked out the new website for Lemay…not bad welcome to the year 2008 guys. Oh and here’s a little advice I wouldn’t put in more than 1 team in the tourney, it would just make you look even worse when all of your teams get bounced early on that Saturday. Lemay club credibility is already at an all time low and I would hate for you guys to be more of a laughing stock then you already are. Fugel I’m talking to you!

Also feel free to bring your children, wives, girlfriends, cousins, uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, parents, and grandparents up on tournament day, I’ll have my own tent signing autographs in between victories on my way to a championship.

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Well I’ll start with you Mr. Lama…

Since the only thing you seem to want to respond about are the fields and how long you’ve played corkball, I can only draw one conclusion…You’re probably not any good at corkball. In fact You are probably like every other old hack I’ve met from the other leagues who talk about all the things you did 10 or 15 years ago. So get up to my level and then we’ll talk.

Buddha- I wasn’t even born when all this “field construction” was going on, however since I am one of the younger guys in any of the leagues don’t you think I’ll have to rebuild the backstops at some point? I can assure you that when the time comes I will be there helping….JACKASS! And I’m not even close to being done yet with you. If your pitching is so good that they don’t need the extra height on the mounds how come you guys have not one the tournament in the past couple years? One more thing. I appreciate the offer on being the waterboy however I wouldn’t want to take your job away from you but if you’re looking for a promotion you can hold my jock at the tournament and help me put it on.

Big Bad John Fugel- A very valid point you have made. It is true My team was bounced very early in last years tournament, I will give you that. But if I recall I believe I got into your head at some point during a game you were playing and you folded up like a lawn chair. Do thay give hall of fame awards to choke artists? I’m just wonderin’

On a better note I’ve contributed to the Sportsmans Corkball Club youth movement by bringing in a stud, so everybody show some love to Eric “The Truth” Enright.

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